YOU SAID:
Me eat people because me is a tree. Me is a tree, so me eat people. So... me eat YOU!!!
INTO JAPANESE
私は木ですので、私は人々 を食べる。 私は人々 を食べるので、私は、木です。. 私はあなたを食べる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I is a tree, so I eat people. I eat people because wood is. I will eat you!
INTO JAPANESE
私は木なので、人を食べる。私は木があるので人を食べる。あなたを食べるわ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a tree, so I eat people. I eat people because I have trees. I will eat you!
INTO JAPANESE
私は人々 を食べるので、木がよ木を持っているので、私は人々 を食べる。私はあなたを食べる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat people because trees have wood because I eat people. I will eat you!
INTO JAPANESE
私は人々を食べるので、木は木を持っているので私は人々を食べる。あなたを食べるわ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat people because trees have trees because I eat people. I will eat you!
INTO JAPANESE
私は人々を食べるので、木は木を持っているので人を食べる。あなたを食べるわ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat people because trees have trees because I eat people. I will eat you!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.