YOU SAID:

maybe if the world wasn't upside down, waffles would be flat and boats wouldn't float

INTO JAPANESE

もし世界がひっくり返っていなければ、ワッフルは平らになり、ボートは浮かばないでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the world is not upset, the waffle will flatten and the boat will not float

INTO JAPANESE

世界が混乱していなければ、ワッフルは平らになり、ボートは浮かびません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the world is not upset, the waffles flatten and the boat does not float

INTO JAPANESE

世界が混乱していなければ、ワッフルは平らになり、ボートは浮きません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the world is not upset, the waffles flatten and the boat does not float