Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Maybe I should have masturbated, instead of trying to fix the oven

INTO JAPANESE

オーブンを直そうとするのではなく、自慰行為をするべきだったのかもしれません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Maybe I should have masturbated instead of trying to fix the oven

INTO JAPANESE

多分私はオーブンを修理しようとする代わりに自慰行為をするべきでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Maybe I should have masturbated instead of trying to repair the oven

INTO JAPANESE

多分私はオーブンを修理しようとする代わりに自慰行為をするべきでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Maybe I should have masturbated instead of trying to repair the oven

Equilibrium found!

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