YOU SAID:
May you never encounter an infinitely long oddly colored snake crawling between the faucet and the drain of your tub, never never!
INTO JAPANESE
決して決して蛇口とあなたの浴槽のドレイン間クロール無限に長い奇妙な色のヘビを発生可能性があります!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.