Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
May you never encounter an infinitely long oddly colored snake crawling between the faucet and the drain of your tub, never never!
INTO JAPANESE
決して決して蛇口とあなたの浴槽のドレイン間クロール無限に長い奇妙な色のヘビを発生可能性があります!
You should move to Japan!