YOU SAID:
May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat.
INTO JAPANESE
猫があなたを食べて、悪魔が猫を食べるかもしれない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A cat may eat you, a devil may eat a cat.
INTO JAPANESE
猫があなたを食べるかもしれない、悪魔は猫を食べるかもしれない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A cat may eat you, a devil may eat a cat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.