YOU SAID:
max was eating his taco in peace when a alien showed up and injected red goop into his earlobe and then stole his taco and max was all like hey man that was my brunch and then exploded because of the red goo then the alien ate the taco but then died cause he hates lettuce
INTO JAPANESE
マックスは、エイリアンが現れて彼の耳たぶに赤いグープを注入し、それから彼のタコスを盗んだとき、彼のタコスを安心して食べていました。彼がレタスを嫌うので死んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Max was eating his taco with peace of mind when an alien appeared and injected a red goop into his earlobe and then stole his taco. Died because he hates lettuce
INTO JAPANESE
マックスはエイリアンが現れて耳たぶに赤いグープを注入し、彼のタコスを盗んだときに安心してタコスを食べていました。彼はレタスが嫌いだから死んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Max was eating taco with peace of mind when an alien appeared and injected a red goop into his earlobe and stole his taco. He died because he hate lettuce
INTO JAPANESE
マックスは、エイリアンが現れて耳たぶに赤いグープを注入し、タコスを盗んだとき、安心してタコスを食べていました。彼はレタスが嫌いだったので亡くなりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Max was eating taco with peace of mind when an alien appeared and injected a red goop into his earlobe and stole the taco. He died because he hated lettuce
INTO JAPANESE
マックスはエイリアンが現れて耳たぶに赤いグープを注入し、タコスを盗んだときに安心してタコスを食べていました。彼はレタスが嫌いだったので亡くなりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Max was eating taco with peace of mind when an alien appeared and injected a red goop into his earlobe and stole the taco. He died because he hated lettuce
That didn't even make that much sense in English.