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Max is somewhat of a homosexual, as he actually is sexually attracted to trees, male feet, and cats. Notice that none of these are females.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は実際には性的に木、男性の足、そして猫に惹かれているので、マックスはやや同性愛者である。これらのどれも女性ではないことに注意してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Max is somewhat homosexual because he is actually sexually attracted to trees, men's feet, and cats. Please note that none of these are women.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は実際には性的に木、男性の足、そして猫に惹かれているので、マックスはやや同性愛者です。これらのどれも女性ではないことに注意してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Max is somewhat homosexual because he is actually sexually attracted to trees, men's feet, and cats. Please note that none of these are women.
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