YOU SAID:

Matt Coffin thinks he knows everything there is to know, yet he knows nothing about any subject, because he is a spookticus.

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Matt Coffinは、知っておくべきことはすべて知っていると思っていますが、彼は結核菌であるため、何も話しません。

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Matt Coffin thinks I know everything I need to know, but since he is a Mycobacterium tuberculosis, I do not tell you anything.

INTO JAPANESE

Matt Coffinは私が知る必要があるすべてを知っていると思っていますが、彼はMycobacterium tuberculosisなので何も言いません。

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I think that Matt Coffin knows everything I need to know, but since he is Mycobacterium tuberculosis, I do not say anything.

INTO JAPANESE

Matt Coffinは私が知る必要があることはすべて知っていると思うが、Mycobacterium tuberculosisなので何も言わない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Matt Coffin thinks I know everything I need to know, but since it is Mycobacterium tuberculosis, I do not say anything.

INTO JAPANESE

Matt Coffinは私が知る必要があるすべてを知っていると思っていますが、それはMycobacterium tuberculosisなので何も言いません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Matt Coffin thinks I know everything I need to know, but since it is Mycobacterium tuberculosis, I do not say anything.