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matija is soooo dumb that dolphin eggs want to eat him and he gets drunk daily
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マティヤはイルカの卵が彼を食べたくてすっごく馬鹿で、彼は毎日酔っています
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Matiya is so stupid that a dolphin egg wants to eat him and he gets drunk every day
INTO JAPANESE
マティヤはバカなのでイルカの卵が食べたくて毎日酔っ払っている
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Matiya is stupid so she gets drunk every day because she wants to eat dolphin eggs
INTO JAPANESE
マティアはバカなのでイルカの卵を食べたくて毎日酔っ払う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mattia is stupid, so she gets drunk every day because she wants to eat dolphin eggs
INTO JAPANESE
マティアはバカなので、イルカの卵を食べたいので毎日酔っ払っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mattia is stupid, so I'm drunk every day because I want to eat dolphin eggs
INTO JAPANESE
マティアはバカなのでイルカの卵を食べたいので毎日酔っ払っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mattia is stupid and wants to eat dolphin eggs so she gets drunk every day
INTO JAPANESE
マティアはバカでイルカの卵を食べたいので毎日酔っ払っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mattia is stupid and wants to eat dolphin eggs so she gets drunk every day
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