YOU SAID:

massive hobo that was on the street that was pretty weird and had a hand for a foot and a foot for a face which was quite odd in his day and now he is a big woman

INTO JAPANESE

かなり変わっていて、足のための手と顔のための足を持っていた彼の日にはかなり変わった、そして今、彼は大きい女性です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He was quite unusual on his day when he had hands for the feet and feet for the face, and now he is a big woman.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は足のための手と顔のための足を持っていた彼の日には非常に珍しくていました、そして今彼は大きな女性です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He was very rare on his day when he had hands for the feet and feet for the face, and now he is a big woman.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は足のための手と顔のための足を持っていた彼の日に非常にまれでした、そして今、彼は大きな女性です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He was very rare on his day when he had hands for the feet and feet for the face, and now he is a big woman.