YOU SAID:
Mashed potatoes are scary because they never blink.
INTO JAPANESE
マッシュポテトは点滅しないので怖いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mashed potatoes are scary because they don't blink.
INTO JAPANESE
マッシュポテトは点滅しないので怖いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mashed potatoes are scary because they don't blink.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.