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Many of the tools, resources, equipment, or inventory available for use or stored at TGG can cause: DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, DISEMBOWELMENT, permanent DISFIGUREMENT and/or DECAPITATION. Other injuries may also include but are not limited to: BLINDNESS, DEAFNESS, irradiation, CANCER, forced amputations, loud noises, HEARING LOSS, splinters, paper cuts, slow and painful DEATH, quick and painful DEATH, exposure to natural and manmade elements, full or partial lobotomy, LOSS OF BODILY FUNCTIONS, tetanus, suffocation, stunted growth, ELECTROCUTION, sleep loss, hair loss, exposure to TOXIC SUBSTANCES, CHEMICALS, or GASES, mutations, birth defects, sharp edges, anxiety, convulsions, exposure to asbestos, exposure to ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION, fire, burns, smoke inhalation, LOSS OR THEFT, drowning, noxious fumes, sterility, MAULING BY FURRY ANIMALS or PEOPLE, malnutrition, cannibalism, food poisoning, ALLERGIC REACTIONS, communicable diseases, cravings, zombie apocalypse, bludgeoning, LASERS, critical thinking, being required to properly cite all of my sources, impalement, DEATH BY ROBOT, slippery floors, FALLING OBJECTS, being crushed by heavy objects, EXPLOSIONS, explosive diarrhea, name calling, humiliation, divorce, stress, profanity, cursing like a sailor, STROBE LIGHTS, motion sickness, irreverent humor, OR ANY ONE OF A MILLION OTHER VERY BAD THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU, YOUR THINGS OR OTHERS.
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ツール、リソース、機器、またはインベントリ使用可能または TGG で保存されますの多くを引き起こすことができます: 死、四肢切断、腹裂きの刑、恒久的な外観を損なう、斬首。他の怪我もありますに限定されない: 失明、難聴、照射、がん、強制切断、騒音、難聴、破片, 紙 c
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