YOU SAID:

man this thing doesnt even translate does it

INTO JAPANESE

この事は翻訳さえしません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not even translate this

INTO JAPANESE

私もこれを翻訳していない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have not translated this

INTO JAPANESE

これを翻訳を持っていません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This does not have to translate.

INTO JAPANESE

これは翻訳がないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This translation is not.

INTO JAPANESE

この翻訳ではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This translation is not.