YOU SAID:

man, these dang old people in their dang old houses jacking the rent and being all rich and stuff makes me wanna pork a lady's mother on the off hand

INTO JAPANESE

おい、このクソジジイどもがクソ古い家に住み、家賃を値上げして金持ちになってるのを見ると、ふと思いついて女性の母親とセックスしたくなるよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dude, when I see all these old faggots living in these old faggot houses and raising the rent to get rich, it makes me want to have sex with their mothers

INTO JAPANESE

おい、こんな古いホモ野郎どもが古いホモの家に住み、金持ちになるために家賃を上げているのを見ると、彼らの母親とセックスしたくなるよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dude, when I see all these old faggots living in old faggot houses and raising the rent to get rich, it makes me want to fuck their mom.

INTO JAPANESE

おい、年寄りのホモ野郎たちが古いホモの家に住み、金持ちになるために家賃を上げているのを見ると、あいつらの母親とヤリたくなるよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dude, when I see all these old faggots living in old faggot houses and raising the rent to get rich, it makes me wanna fuck their mother.

INTO JAPANESE

おい、年寄りのホモ野郎たちが古いホモの家に住み、金持ちになるために家賃を上げているのを見ると、あいつらの母親とヤリたくなるよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dude, when I see all these old faggots living in old faggot houses and raising the rent to get rich, it makes me wanna fuck their mother.