YOU SAID:
Man swallows mysterious black liquid, claims "reality is fake."
INTO JAPANESE
男は謎の黒い液体を飲み込み、「現実は偽物だ」と主張する。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A man swallows a mysterious black liquid and claims that reality is fake.
INTO JAPANESE
男は謎の黒い液体を飲み込み、現実は偽物だと主張する。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A man swallows a mysterious black liquid and claims that reality is fake.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.