YOU SAID:
Man my hemorrhoids are flaring up today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私の痔核が燃え上がっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hemorrhoids are on fire today.
INTO JAPANESE
私の痔核は今日燃えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hemorrhoids are burning today.
INTO JAPANESE
私の痔核は今日燃えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hemorrhoids are burning today.
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