YOU SAID:
Man, if I essentially had a nickel for every email I get, I would literally throw them at people in the food court in a fairly major way. From that railing, like up above, which really shows that man, if I specifically had a nickel for every email I get, I would generally throw them at people in the food court in a kind of big way.
INTO JAPANESE
男は、本質的に私を得るすべての e メールのためのニッケルがあったら、それ文字通りを投げフードコートの人々 でかなり重大な方法で。その手すりからのようなを上、本当にことを示している男は、私は具体的に私を取得するすべての電子メールについてのニッケルを持っていた場合一般的を投げるだろうそれらフードコートで人々 に大きい方法の一種。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.