YOU SAID:
Man I don’t even know what’s happening to the zebra-looking dude
INTO JAPANESE
男私はシマウマのように見える男に何が起こっているのかさえ知らない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Man I don't even know what's happening to a man who looks like a zebra
INTO JAPANESE
男シマウマのように見える男に何が起こっているのかさえ知らない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't even know what's happening to a man who looks like a zebra
INTO JAPANESE
シマウマのように見える男に何が起こっているのかさえ知らない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't even know what's going on with a guy who looks like a zebra
INTO JAPANESE
シマウマのように見える男がどうなっているのかさえ分かりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't even know what's going on with a guy who looks like a zebra
That didn't even make that much sense in English.