YOU SAID:
Mamma hold my beer and watch this.
INTO JAPANESE
マンマは私のビールを持ってこれを見ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mamma takes my beer and sees this.
INTO JAPANESE
マンマは私のビールを取り、これを見ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mamma takes my beer and sees this.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.