YOU SAID:
Making my way downtown, My wife took my kids, I'm going to jump off, a bridge.
INTO JAPANESE
私の道を繁華街にして、私の妻は私の子供を連れて行きました、私は飛び降りるつもりです、橋。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife took my child, making my way downtown, I'm going to jump, the bridge.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は私の道を繁華街にして私の子供を連れて行った、私はジャンプするつもりだ、橋。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife made my way downtown and brought my child, I am going to jump, the bridge.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は私の道を繁華街にして、私の子供を連れて行きました、私はジャンプするつもりです、橋。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife made my way downtown and took my child, I am going to jump, the bridge.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は私の道を繁華街にして、私の子供を連れて行きました、私はジャンプするつもりです、橋。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife made my way downtown and took my child, I am going to jump, the bridge.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.