YOU SAID:
make this the longest thing ever ya
INTO JAPANESE
これをこれまでで最も長いものにします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Make this the longest ever
INTO JAPANESE
これを史上最長にする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Make this the longest in history
INTO JAPANESE
これを歴史上最長にする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Make this the longest in history
That didn't even make that much sense in English.