YOU SAID:
Make my bed and lie in it too
INTO JAPANESE
私のベッドを作ってそれに寝る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will make my bed and go to bed.
INTO JAPANESE
私はベッドを作って寝る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I go to bed to make a bed.
INTO JAPANESE
私はベッドを作るために寝る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I go to bed to make a bed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.