YOU SAID:
make make me regret my affair with a linebacker
INTO JAPANESE
私はラインバッカーと私の事件を後悔を作る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I case of linebacker and I make repentance
INTO JAPANESE
私はラインバッカーのケースと私は悔い改めを作る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I case of linebacker and I make repentance
That didn't even make that much sense in English.