YOU SAID:

majeet shat on the street next to a all you can eat and then fell asleep

INTO JAPANESE

食べ放題の隣の通りでマジートシャットして寝てしまった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fell asleep on the street next to the all-you-can-eat buffet

INTO JAPANESE

食べ放題のビュッフェの隣の通りで眠りについた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fell asleep on the street next to the all-you-can-eat buffet