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Made friends with a homeless guy who is trying to stop stealing, doing drugs, robbing people, etc. Made friends with a second guy who is trying to not do drugs anymore. They were cute babies. But significantly older than me, actually.
INTO JAPANESE
盗むのをやめようとしたり、麻薬を飲んだり、人を奪ったりしようとしているホームレスの男性と友達になった彼らはかわいい赤ちゃんでした。しかし、私よりもかなり年上です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They were cute babies who became friends with homeless men who were trying to stop stealing, take drugs and rob people. However, it is considerably older than me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは盗むのをやめ、麻薬を飲み、人々を奪おうとしていたホームレスの男性と友達になったかわいい赤ちゃんでした。しかし、私よりかなり年上です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They were cute babies who stopped stealing, took drugs and became friends with homeless men who were trying to steal people. However, it is considerably older than me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは盗むのをやめ、麻薬を飲み、人々を盗もうとしていたホームレスの男性と友達になったかわいい赤ちゃんでした。しかし、私よりかなり年上です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They were cute babies who stopped stealing, drank drugs and became friends with homeless men who were trying to steal people. However, it is considerably older than me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは盗むのをやめて麻薬を飲んで人を盗もうとしていたホームレスの男性と友達になったかわいい赤ちゃんでした。しかし、私よりかなり年上です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They were cute babies who became friends with homeless men who wanted to stop stealing and take drugs and steal people. However, it is considerably older than me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは盗むのを止めて麻薬を飲んで人々を盗もうとしたホームレスの男性と友達になったかわいい赤ちゃんでした。しかし、私よりかなり年上です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They were cute babies who became friends with homeless men who wanted to stop stealing, take drugs and steal people. However, it is considerably older than me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは、盗むのを止め、麻薬を飲み、そして人々を盗もうとしたホームレスの男性と友達になったかわいい赤ちゃんでした。しかし、私よりかなり年上です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They were cute babies who became friends with homeless men who stopped stealing, drank drugs and stole people. However, it is considerably older than me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは盗むのをやめたホームレスの男性と友達になったり、薬を飲んだり人々を盗んだりしたかわいい赤ちゃんでした。しかし、私よりかなり年上です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They were cute babies who became friends with homeless men who stopped stealing, took medicine and stole people. However, it is considerably older than me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは盗むのをやめ、薬を飲んで、人々を盗んだホームレスの男性と友達になったかわいい赤ちゃんでした。しかし、私よりかなり年上です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They were stealing, taking medicine, and cute babies who became friends with homeless men who stole people. However, it is considerably older than me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは盗んで、薬を飲んで、そして人を盗んだホームレスの男性と友達になったかわいい赤ちゃんでした。しかし、私よりかなり年上です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They were cute babies who became friends with homeless men who stole, took medicine, and stole people. However, it is considerably older than me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは、盗んだ、薬を飲んだり、人々を盗んだ、ホームレスの男性と友達になったかわいい赤ちゃんでした。しかし、私よりかなり年上です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They were cute babies who became friends with homeless men who stole, took medicine and stole people. However, it is considerably older than me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは、盗んだ、薬を飲んだり、人々を盗んだ、ホームレスの男性と友達になったかわいい赤ちゃんでした。しかし、私よりかなり年上です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They were cute babies who became friends with homeless men who stole, took medicine and stole people. However, it is considerably older than me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.