YOU SAID:
mad mother mopped a computer with her head
INTO JAPANESE
母は彼女の頭を持つコンピューターを拭かれる狂牛病
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mother is mad cow disease wiped the machine with her head.
INTO JAPANESE
母は狂牛病は、彼女の頭を持つマシンを一掃です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mother is mad cow disease has wiped out machine with her head.
INTO JAPANESE
母は狂牛病は、彼女の頭を持つマシンが全滅しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother is mad cow disease has wiped out machine with her head.
INTO JAPANESE
私の母は狂牛病は、彼女の頭を持つマシンが全滅しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother was mad cow disease has wiped out machine with her head.
INTO JAPANESE
私の母は狂牛病は、彼女の頭を持つマシンが全滅しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother was mad cow disease has wiped out machine with her head.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.