YOU SAID:
Ma’am, would you mind if I kissed your husband then took his hand and threw him in the back of my truck.
INTO JAPANESE
奥様、あなたのご主人にキスしてから手をとって私のトラックの後ろに放り込んでもよろしいでしょうか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ma'am, may I kiss your husband and then take him by the hand and throw him in the back of my truck?
INTO JAPANESE
奥様、あなたのご主人にキスしてから、手を取って私のトラックの後ろに放り込んでもいいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ma'am, can I kiss your husband and then take his hand and throw him in the back of my truck?
INTO JAPANESE
奥さん、あなたの夫にキスしてから、彼の手を取って私のトラックの後ろに放り込んでもいいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ma'am, can I kiss your husband and then take his hand and throw him in the back of my truck?
Come on, you can do better than that.