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luser doesn't follow instructions, switches hardware on his own, doesn't contact us for a month, lies about problems, then vomits confettis and sparkles all around the office.

INTO JAPANESE

luserは指示に従わず、自分でハードウェアを切り替え、1か月間私たちに連絡せず、問題について嘘をつき、紙吹雪を吐き出してオフィスの至る所で輝きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

luser does not follow the instructions, switches the hardware himself, does not contact us for a month, lie about the problem, spit confetti and shine everywhere in the office.

INTO JAPANESE

luserは指示に従わず、ハードウェアを自分で切り替え、1か月間私たちに連絡せず、問題について嘘をつき、紙吹雪を吐き、オフィスのいたるところに輝きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The luser does not follow the instructions, switches the hardware himself, does not contact us for a month, lie about the problem, spit confetti and shine everywhere in the office.

INTO JAPANESE

luserは指示に従わず、ハードウェアを自分で切り替え、1か月間私たちに連絡せず、問題について嘘をつき、紙吹雪を吐き、オフィスのどこにでも輝きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The luser does not follow the instructions, switches the hardware himself, does not contact us for a month, lie about the problem, spit confetti and shine everywhere in the office.