YOU SAID:
lube me up and call me daddy
INTO JAPANESE
私を潤滑し、私をパパと呼んでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please lubricate me and call me dad
INTO JAPANESE
私に注油し、私にパパと呼んでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oil me and call me dad
INTO JAPANESE
私に油をさし、父に電話して
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oil me and call my father
INTO JAPANESE
私に油をさし、父に電話しなさい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oil me and call my father
Come on, you can do better than that.