YOU SAID:
Love makes you do crazy things like taking a bullet to the chest
INTO JAPANESE
愛は、あなたが胸に弾丸をとるような狂ったことをするようにします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Love makes you do crazy things like taking bullets on your chest
INTO JAPANESE
愛は胸に弾丸を打つような狂ったことをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Love does something crazy like a bullet on the chest
INTO JAPANESE
愛は胸に弾丸のような狂った何かをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Love does something crazy like a bullet in the chest
INTO JAPANESE
愛は胸の弾丸のような狂ったことをする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Love does something crazy like a bullet in the chest
That didn't even make that much sense in English.