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Lou is goated on the sticks
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Louは棒に乗っている
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Lou is riding a stick
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ルーは棒に乗っている
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Lou is riding on a stick
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Louは棒に乗っています
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Lou is riding a stick
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ルーは棒に乗っている
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Lou is riding on a stick
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Louは棒に乗っています
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