YOU SAID:
Lorelei has dark hair now and Rori is being mean.
INTO JAPANESE
ローレライの髪は黒く、ロリは卑劣です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lorelei's hair is black and Lori is sneaky.
INTO JAPANESE
ローレライの髪は黒く、ロリは卑劣です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lorelei's hair is black and Lori is sneaky.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.