YOU SAID:
Lordy I hope there are tapes.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私はテープがあります願っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh I have the tape I hope.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は願ってテープがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I hope the tape.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私はテープを願っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I hope the tape.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.