YOU SAID:
Looks like I cooked my child.
INTO JAPANESE
子供を料理したようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It seems that he cooked a child.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は子供を作ったようだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He seems to have a child.
INTO JAPANESE
彼には子供がいるようだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He seems to have a child.
That's deep, man.