YOU SAID:
Looking on the bright side, she must've been bi, because you've got a little brother. I mean, she slept with the guy at least twice. I mean, she didn't have to have you...
INTO JAPANESE
明るい面を見ると、あなたには弟がいるので、彼女はバイだったに違いありません。つまり、彼女はその男と少なくとも2回寝ました。つまり、彼女はあなたを持っている必要はありませんでした...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the bright side, she must have been bisexual because you have a younger brother. That is, she slept with the man at least twice. That is, she didn't have to have you ...
INTO JAPANESE
明るい面では、あなたには弟がいるので、彼女はバイセクシュアルだったに違いありません。つまり、彼女は男性と少なくとも2回寝ました。つまり、彼女はあなたを持っている必要はありませんでした...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the bright side, she must have been bisexual because you have a younger brother. That is, she slept with the man at least twice. That is, she didn't have to have you ...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.