YOU SAID:
look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob
INTO JAPANESE
ドアノブをハンプしようとしている遅延の束のように見えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It looks like a bunch of delays trying to hump the door knob
INTO JAPANESE
それはドアのノブをこぶようにしようとしている遅延の束のように見えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It looks like a bunch of delays trying to hang the door knob
INTO JAPANESE
ドアノブをぶら下げようとしているのがたくさんの遅れ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are lots of delays trying to hang the door knob
INTO JAPANESE
ドアのノブを掛けることを試みているたくさんの遅れがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are lots of delays trying to hang the door knob
That didn't even make that much sense in English.