YOU SAID:

look, I'm wearing hats on my feet and shoes on my head.

INTO JAPANESE

ほら、私の足に帽子や頭に靴を着ています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, my foot wears a hat and head to shoes.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私の足は、帽子と靴に頭を着ています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, my feet are wearing head hats and shoes.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私の足に頭帽子や靴を着ています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, my feet are wearing head hats and shoes.