YOU SAID:
look at this dude! hahaha funny guy! alright how can i prevent equilibrium? Gotta go fast look at him go
INTO JAPANESE
この男を見て!ハハハ面白い男!どうやって平衡を防ぐことができますか?早く行こう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Look at this guy! Hahaha funny guy! How can you prevent equilibrium? Let's go soon
INTO JAPANESE
この男を見て!ハハハ面白い男!どのようにして平衡を防ぐことができますか?すぐに行こう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Look at this guy! Hahaha funny guy! How can you prevent equilibrium? Let's go soon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.