YOU SAID:

look at me im a flappy bird holy shiz i crashed into a sewer pipe now theres blood everywhere oh now im in heaven

INTO JAPANESE

私を見て下水道管に墜落した血があちこちに流れ着いた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Look at me. I crashed into a sewer. Blood was all over the place.

INTO JAPANESE

俺を見ろ下水道に衝突した血があちこちに流れていた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Look at me. There was blood all over the sewer.

INTO JAPANESE

下水道は血だらけだった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The sewers were full of blood.

INTO JAPANESE

下水道は血だらけだった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The sewer was full of blood.

INTO JAPANESE

下水道は血だらけだった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The sewer was full of blood.