YOU SAID:
Look at me I am peter pants less
INTO JAPANESE
私を見て私はピーターパンツが少ない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Looking at me I have few Peter pants
INTO JAPANESE
私を見て私はいくつかのピーターズボンを持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Looking at me I have some Peter pants
INTO JAPANESE
私を見て私はいくつかのピーターパンツがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Looking at me I have some Peter pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.