YOU SAID:
Look, a dog! Oh my god, it talks! Look, a dog! Oh my god, it talks! Look, a dog! Oh my god, it talks!
INTO JAPANESE
犬見て!私の神よ、それは話します!犬見て!私の神よ、それは話します!犬見て!私の神よ、それは話します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Look at the dog! My God, it speaks! Look at the dog! My God, it speaks! Look at the dog! My God, it speaks!
INTO JAPANESE
犬を見て!私の神、それは話します!犬を見て!私の神、それは話します!犬を見て!私の神、それは話します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Look at the dog! My God, it speaks! Look at the dog! My God, it speaks! Look at the dog! My God, it speaks!
You should move to Japan!