YOU SAID:
Long ago in Aku, I, a foolish shapeshifting sword unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE magic samurai but an evil distant land stepped forth to oppose me.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、阿久では、愚かな姿を変える剣が、言葉にできない魔法の侍を解き放ちましたが、邪悪な遠い土地が、私に対抗するために降り立ってきました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, Aku's foolishly changing sword unleashed an indescribable magical samurai, but an evil distant land came down to confront me.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、阿久の馬鹿げた変化に富んだ剣が、冴えない魔法の侍を解き放ってくれたが、邪悪な遠い地が私に立ち向かうために降りてきた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, Aku's ridiculously changing sword unleashed an unbearable magical samurai, but an evil distant land came down to confront me.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、阿久の馬鹿げた変化に満ちた剣が、耐え難い魔法の侍を解き放ってくれたが、邪悪な遠い国が私に立ち向かうために降りてきた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, Aku's sword full of ridiculous changes unleashed an unbearable magical samurai, but an evil far country came down to face me.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、馬鹿げた変化に満ちたアクの剣が、耐え難い魔法の侍を解き放ってくれたが、遠く離れた邪悪な国が私に立ち向かってきた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, the sword of Akko, filled with ridiculous changes, unleashed an unbearable magical samurai, but a faraway evil country came up against me.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、馬鹿げた変化に満ちた赤穂の剣が、耐え難い魔法の侍を解き放ったが、遠く離れた邪悪な国が私に迫ってきた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, the sword of Ako, full of ridiculous changes, unleashed an unbearable magical samurai, but a faraway evil country approached me.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、馬鹿げた変化に満ちた赤穂の剣が、耐え難い魔法の侍を解き放ちましたが、遠く離れた邪悪な国が近づいてきました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, the sword of Ako, full of ridiculous changes, unleashed an unbearable magical samurai, but a faraway, evil country approached.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、馬鹿げた変化に満ちた赤穂の剣が、耐え難い魔法の侍を解き放ちましたが、遠く離れた悪の国が近づいてきました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, the sword of Ako, full of ridiculous changes, unleashed an unbearable magical samurai, but the faraway land of evil approached.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、馬鹿げた変化に満ちた赤穂の剣が、耐え難い魔法の侍を解き放ちましたが、遠く離れた悪の国が近づいてきました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, the sword of Ako, full of ridiculous changes, unleashed an unbearable magical samurai, but the faraway land of evil approached.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.