YOU SAID:
Lol why you gotta be so salty!?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜしょっぱいなくちゃ笑!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have why salty lol!
INTO JAPANESE
私がなぜ塩辛い笑!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I why salty lol!
INTO JAPANESE
私なぜ塩辛い笑!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why salty lol!
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ塩辛い笑!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That's why salty lol!
INTO JAPANESE
だからこそ塩辛い笑!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That's why salty lol!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.