YOU SAID:
LOL my dog is not a octoshark pet
INTO JAPANESE
大爆笑だ私の犬は octoshark ペットではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
LOL my dog is not a pet octoshark.
INTO JAPANESE
大爆笑だ私の犬は、ペットの octoshark ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
LOL my dog is not a pet octoshark.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.