YOU SAID:
Lois, if God wanted me to not sleep with my wife he would have made me John Travolta.
INTO JAPANESE
ロイスもし神が私に妻と寝るなと望んでいたら彼は私をジョン・トラヴォルタにしていたでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lois would have made me John Travolta if God wanted me not to sleep with my wife.
INTO JAPANESE
ロイスは私をジョン・トラヴォルタにしたもし神が私を妻と寝させたくなかったら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lois made me John Travolta if God didn't want me to sleep with my wife.
INTO JAPANESE
ロイスは私をジョン・トラヴォルタにしたもし神が私に妻と寝ることを望まなかったら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lois made me John Travolta if God didn't want me to sleep with my wife.
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