YOU SAID:
Locate a jackass, post haste my good gentleman!
INTO JAPANESE
ジャッカスを見つけて、ポスト急いで私の良い紳士!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Find a jackass, post haste, my good men!
INTO JAPANESE
ジャッカス、ポスト急いで私の良い男性を見つけて下さい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Find jackass, post haste, my good man!
INTO JAPANESE
ジャッカス、ポスト急いで、私のいい人を見つける!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Find me, Jackass, post haste!
INTO JAPANESE
私、ジャッカス、ポスト急いで検索!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me, Jackass, post haste, look!
INTO JAPANESE
私、ジャッカス、ポスト急いで、見て!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me, Jackass, post haste, look!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.