YOU SAID:
Local man found with wiimote lodged within rectal cavity
INTO JAPANESE
直腸腔内に留置されたwiimoteで発見された地元の男性
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A local man found in wiimote placed in the rectal cavity
INTO JAPANESE
直腸腔に置かれたwiimoteで見つかった地元の男性
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A local man found in wiimote placed in the rectal cavity
That didn't even make that much sense in English.