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Local idiot goes into an obviously haunted mansion and dies (It's me, the idiot is me)

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地元の馬鹿は明らかに幽霊屋敷に入り、死にます（私です、ばかは私です）

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The local idiot apparently enters the haunted house and dies (I am, the fool is me)

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地元の馬鹿はどうやらお化け屋敷に入って死にます（私は、ばかは私です）

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A local idiot apparently enters a haunted house and dies (I am a fool)

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地元のバカがお化け屋敷に入って死にます（私はバカです）

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A local fool enters a haunted house and dies (I am a fool)

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地元のバカがお化け屋敷に入って死ぬ（私はバカだ）

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A local fool enters a haunted house and dies (I am a fool)