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Local idiot goes into an obviously haunted mansion and dies (It's me, the idiot is me)
INTO JAPANESE
地元の馬鹿は明らかに幽霊屋敷に入り、死にます（私です、ばかは私です）
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The local idiot apparently enters the haunted house and dies (I am, the fool is me)
INTO JAPANESE
地元の馬鹿はどうやらお化け屋敷に入って死にます（私は、ばかは私です）
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A local idiot apparently enters a haunted house and dies (I am a fool)
INTO JAPANESE
地元のバカがお化け屋敷に入って死にます（私はバカです）
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A local fool enters a haunted house and dies (I am a fool)
INTO JAPANESE
地元のバカがお化け屋敷に入って死ぬ（私はバカだ）
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A local fool enters a haunted house and dies (I am a fool)
You should move to Japan!
