YOU SAID:
Live happy, eat well, snort coke and make memes.
INTO JAPANESE
幸せに生きる、よく食べ、コーラを吸い込む、ミームを作る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Making eat, inhale the Cola, meme, live happily ever after.
INTO JAPANESE
吸い込むコーラ、ミーム、作って食べて、幸せに暮らします。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.