YOU SAID:

Listen to me you pole proportioned dendrophiles! If you try anything nasty with the bitchboy over there I'm gonna take your fookin' arrows and shove them in between yer polished fingernails!

INTO JAPANESE

よく聞けよ、この棒状の巨体を持つ樹木愛好家ども！もしあそこのビッチボーイに何かいやらしいことをしたら、お前のクソ矢を取って、お前の磨かれた爪の間に突っ込んでやるぞ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Listen up, you hulking rod-like tree-lovers! If you do anything nasty to that bitch-boy, I'll take your damn arrow and stick it between your polished claws!

INTO JAPANESE

よく聞きなさい、巨大な棒のような木を愛する者たちよ！もしあの意地悪な少年に何かひどいことをしたら、お前の矢を取って、お前の磨かれた爪の間に突き刺してやる！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Listen up, you lovers of giant stick-wood! If you do anything bad to that nasty boy, I'll take your arrow and stick it between your polished claws!

INTO JAPANESE

よく聞きなさい、巨大な木の棒を愛する者たちよ！もしあの意地悪な少年に何か悪いことをしたら、私はあなたの矢を取って、あなたの磨かれた爪の間に突き刺してやる！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Listen up, you lovers of giant sticks! If you do anything bad to that mean boy, I'll take your arrow and stick it between your polished claws!

INTO JAPANESE

よく聞きなさい、巨大な棒を愛する者たちよ！もしあの意地悪な少年に何か悪いことをしたら、私はあなたの矢を取って、あなたの磨かれた爪の間に突き刺してやる！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Listen up, you lovers of giant sticks! If you do anything bad to that mean boy, I'll take your arrow and stick it between your polished claws!